1. Don't be a suck up
2. Don't lie and act like you didn't get caught, people may be stupid, but they aren't THAT stupid
3. If its been sitting there for more than five days, it's probably rotting or a nerd, mayhaps both
4. If you receive a link on the internet, always assume its hentai
5. If you're gonna be a grammar nazi, go have fun with a billboard
6. Pandas deserve to die.
7. Never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line
8. It can always be weirder
9. You can't change men. Nice try ladies.
10. Pandas need to die.